Monday, May 18, 2009

Random annoyance - Taking the stairs two at a time

A man who takes the stairs two at a time. Inexplicably annoying. Where is he rushing to? Is his life really so important, so full of pressing obligations that he can't use the stairs as they were designed? Stairs--one of the oldest architectural innovation in history--why must he pretend to know how better to use it or make them more efficient? What gross egotism is this?

4 comments:

  1. But all stairs are not equal . . . like people. Some really are better than others.

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  2. Hmm...true dat. I'm no longer annoyed anyway. They come an they go. You know?

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  3. Matt, that's sick. So sick it's ill. And I'm not using those words in the slang way.

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